As If The Guy Had Any Clue

The guy has a right to be peeved. Somebody forgot to put the amputated leg in the incinerator.

 The man found out about the incident when homicide detectives knocked on his door and asked him why his leg was found at a waste management facility with the man's name tag still attached.

 When the time comes I'm planning cremation and among the cremains they will find a metal hip which has served me well so far. 

 I hope the rest of the operation went ok.  I'm reminded of what Paul Newman did with Henry Fonda's arm in the movie, "Sometimes A Great Notion".

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